Gypsy
"Clan of the Cave Bear" is how Gypsy learned about the birds and bees. It was the 90s. Harry Potter was born, Princess Diana died, and Rick graduated high school, the dirty cradle robber! Raised in a cowtown and devoted to her local church, Gypsy gives her first hand job in her church parking lot of all places. Growing up in an era of information and technology, she setup underage sting operations in chat groups, and to this day embraces her talents of finding anything on the internet. Her mind is sharp and inquisitive, and she's a tiger in the sack. With beautiful blonde hair, a winning smile, quick wit, perky breasts and a sexual appetite for men and women, she is the picture perfect wife and cause for envy of all husbands throughout the neighborhood.