Rick
“If you can’t wrap it, whack it.” These were the words of wisdom young Rick received from his mother during “the talk”. It was the 80’s, and let’s be honest, it’s not the worst advice. Bathed in pop culture, he expresses himself in 80’s and 90’s pop culture references, proving that men are willing to liquify brain cells for the sake of movie quotes and random music lyrics. Gypsy may describe his humor as dry, mixed with gutter. 91% of his adult life has been spent in the U.S. Marine Corps and he prides himself with having integrity and the intestinal fortitude to be straight forward and speak the truth to anyone. An avid long distance runner, partly because he loves it, partly because it’s required to stave off the pounds he'd gain due to his love affair with IPA beer. A reformed long-haired punk rock skater boy turned loving father and husband, who’s greatest fear is failing at either of those things. Oh yeah, he love having sex with his wife and with strangers!